i may be what they call a little “sassy”; i choose to be cynical and sarcastic. many things have made me this way and if you so choose to listen to be bitch about them &who i am; here they are—
-i recently quit smoking.
-i fall for guys in big trucks.
-i’m an artist, but my shit sucks.
-i wont trust a thing you say.
-i’m clumsy.
-it’s my third year of school &i have no idea where i want to go/what i want to do.
-i like to make people feel awkward; its kind of a hobby.
-i once gave up eating for an entire 6months, not to be like ghandi or anything, i just thought i was too fat. i was.
-i love almost every song that comes on the radio, even if i’ve only heard it once, &i’ll be sure to tell whoever is in the car with me.
-i’m not intimidating, i just don’t like you.
-i have a first place bowling trophy for a tourney i got last in.
-that “L” word does not exist. Love, stupid, not lesbians. Lesbians are totally real.
-i’m not a lesbian.
-if i roll my eyes, it means i’m paying attention at least.
-i am the most immature 21yr old you will ever meet.
-some chicks my age enjoy a nice conversation, long walk on a beach, glass of champagne. ew- i like to blow bubbles, build blanket forts, draw penis’ with sidewalk chalk, yell obscenities out the window, etc.
-someday, somehow, someway, i’m gonna make it to greece.
-i believe in angels, but not ufo’s.
-watermelon margaritas are the best; mango/strawberry run a close second.
-if you can go anywhere, go there fast. yeah it might be nice to stop &smell the roses, but the roses look really cool when you’re going 90.
-above all, have faith.
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